literally the perfect man
if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong
turn this cherry out
what’s wrong with you people
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
me avoiding my responsibilities
So fucking important
…and McDonald’s doesn’t sell burgers, they sell the enjoyment of food.
Get the fuck out of here. I’m pissing on you and tellin’ you it’s raining.
You are literally the biggest piece of shit ever and I hope your dick gets attacked by sharks. BYE.
His metaphor doesn’t even make sense in relation to the first one, what an ignorant sack of shit. It would be more like McDonald’s doesn’t sell their workers/CEOs/etc (because they are fucking human beings) they sell their fucking burgers. Dipshit4life. People are not comparable to objects you dumb fuck.
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED
Betty White, last of the jedi.
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE
thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12
hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?