love4my2cats:

Baz ;)


gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

xekstrin:

literally the perfect man

if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong

(Source: laterspeasants)


tsarcasm:

unclefather:

turn this cherry out

what’s wrong with you people

tsarcasm:

unclefather:

turn this cherry out

what’s wrong with you people

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)


gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb


krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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wiredwhimsicalities:

me avoiding my responsibilities 

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jennypeepee:

mirahxox:

blackangus1982:

mirahxox:

So fucking important

…and McDonald’s doesn’t sell burgers, they sell the enjoyment of food.
Get the fuck out of here. I’m pissing on you and tellin’ you it’s raining.

You are literally the biggest piece of shit ever and I hope your dick gets attacked by sharks. BYE.

His metaphor doesn’t even make sense in relation to the first one, what an ignorant sack of shit. It would be more like McDonald’s doesn’t sell their workers/CEOs/etc (because they are fucking human beings) they sell their fucking burgers. Dipshit4life. People are not comparable to objects you dumb fuck. 

jennypeepee:

mirahxox:

blackangus1982:

mirahxox:

So fucking important

…and McDonald’s doesn’t sell burgers, they sell the enjoyment of food.

Get the fuck out of here. I’m pissing on you and tellin’ you it’s raining.

You are literally the biggest piece of shit ever and I hope your dick gets attacked by sharks. BYE.

His metaphor doesn’t even make sense in relation to the first one, what an ignorant sack of shit. It would be more like McDonald’s doesn’t sell their workers/CEOs/etc (because they are fucking human beings) they sell their fucking burgers. Dipshit4life. People are not comparable to objects you dumb fuck. 


thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

(Source: the-goldengirls)


tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this


(Source: club-verraco)


music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.


how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 



OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE

music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

image

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

image

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE


languidity:

thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12


fluffalos:


hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?

hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?

(Source: sansgod)